It doesn't matter if I do things correctly as long as I look damn good in the process.
Tumblr 2011: memes are great I hate everyone
Tumblr 2014: memes are ironically great also drink water
White Heterosexuals in Love
Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.
Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing
the best fucking part is that they’re all written by the same guy
Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
Ciel: All right.
*3 years later*
Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
Ciel: Go to hell!
Sebastian: I am hell!
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself